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病房里的幽默

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一个月来,在陪同妻子住院治疗期间,发现了病房里的幽默,话说新护士上任,最基本的功夫就输液血管扎针,而新护士一看到血管细小的病号就头痛,往往扎几次扎不到血管內,这天,新护土小李给病号扎了两次也没扎进血管內,,病号在报怨,另一个病号说,现在是经济促销年代,扎一针送一针你粘了老大的光,还报怨啊,一句话惹的病房里笑声连天,新护士小李没了再扎的勇气,就叫来一个老护士,她一针见血的完成了任务, 话说病号老张,早餐刚喝了牛奶,见护士拿了一瓶白色的液体[脂肪乳]给他挂到床前,他说,早晨喝了奶还不行,还要再输牛奶吗？一句话逗的屋內哄堂大笑,

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